A Day in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...


Demon : Why so glum chum ?
Guy : What do you think ? I'm in hell.
Demon : Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... you a drinkin' man ?
Guy : Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon : Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do id drink. Whiskey,
tequila, Guiness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca ... . we drink till we throw up and
then we drink some more !
Guy : Gee that sounds great.

Demon : You're a smoker ?
Guy : You better believe it ! Love the smoking.
Demon : Alright ! You're gonna love Tuesday. We get the finest cigars from all over the world
and smoke till our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead
remember ?
Guy : Wow...that's ... awesome !

Demon : I bet you like to gamble.
Guy : Why.. yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon : Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker,
Slots, whatever... If you go bankrupt ... well you're already dead anyhow.

Demon : You into drugs ?
Guy : Are you kidding ? Love drugs ! You don't mean ...
Demon : That's right ! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack
Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if you
overdose ...that's right ... you're already dead. Who cares ! O.D !!!
Guy : Yowza ! I never realize Hell was such a swingin' place !!

Demon : You're a gay ?
Guy : Uh no.

Demon : Oooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

(rewrite by peppy)

"God is very shy. He won't come to you unless He knows that you want Him. Don't let every single time pass through without remembering His name. So keep Him in your mind and heart"